Shabbat is quickly closing in on Bat Yam--stores outside are closing, the sun is setting towards the sea, and long alleyways of broken-down apartments are being basted in the winter wind that feels like an American autumn gust.
I cannot believe it has been a whole week since I last wrote. So much has happened, but it's not as though this week has been more particularly busy than any other--I supposed I just went out and did a couple of things I don't usually do rather than take the time to write things down. Hopefully not too much of this past week's experience will be lost due to my laziness.
I think it's in the Bill Maher documentary "Religulous" that he asks whether fear or laziness is the most universal human trait: definitely laziness. Although I do not consider myself lazy, I can think of no other thing to attribute my lack of writing in this past week to.
Friday night, in Noah's apartment in Arad, we had a great lettuce-wrap dinner. Then we watched Anchorman, which, as always, was hilarious. After, we went over to Joe's birthday party--Joe is 21 now, he is on Year Course because he went through rehab. His father is 80-something. Joe always says "yo yo yo yo" before starting a sentence, often says "you don't even know" when explaining about something he finds interesting or particularly intriguing, and, upon being asked a yes or no question, will always answer the opposite of what he means first (ie on his birthday: "Joe, are you 21 today?" Joe: "Nah...I mean, yeah, yeah." Needless to say, we were over to Joe's party for about 5 minutes.
We then went to Muza, the main bar in Arad. We ordered a thing of delicious french fries, and then spent about 20 minutes debating whether or not to ask the people next to us (who were clearly done with their fries and still had plenty left) if we could have them--Cera ended up standing up and going over to ask them very bluntly, which worked fairly well. Unfortunately, she forget to ask if we could also have their sauce, so I went over there and finished the job. We then got back to Noah's place, and it was there that I solved the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.
What?!
Yeah, I solved the Israeli-Palestinian conflict on Friday night.
I closed the screen door in Noah's apartment, which separates the bedrooms, toilet, and shower from the living room, kitchen, and lounge area. I put a piece of duct tape on the door that said "Ittai's half of the apartment--keep out." I also wrote "JEWS ONLY" on the screen door itself. I then harangued Noah, Cera, JD, and Laura into that half of the apartment (the one missing the kitchen and living room). I closed the lounge area, where Adam was, and duct-taped the doors. I told him he was the West Bank, and I told the other group of people that they were Gaza, and if they wanted anything from the kitchen or living room, they had to ask me. I also told them I could use their facilities (ie bathroom, shower room, bedrooms) without asking their permission, and that I would occasionally be bombing their parts of the apartment--oh, and, also, that they had no human rights. I slowly made concessions, but they demanded the entire apartment for themselves, even after I gave them what they initially asked for. They also tried to sneak people across the border to blow up my parts of the apartment. They tried to protest, so I switched apartment sides with them several times, and I allowed Adam to "sleep with shoes on" in the West Bank (don't ask me why, that's what he wanted). And thus it was solved--easy, right?
I don't know what BiBi Netanyahu is doing out there, but he should have just been in the apartment Friday night and the conflict would have been all over already.
After the conflict ended, which, now that I think of it, had started with us locking Laura in the pantry closet, we headed back over to Joe's party to each use the bathroom for exactly 3 minutes, and then left again. We thought this was pretty funny.
Saturday morning, we naturally woke up very late, and went to see the Sudanese community in various places throughout Arad. I am very excited for our move there--although we have a lot of work to do with them, they seem much more organized and motivated than the Darfuri community in Tel Aviv. They have their own board of representatives that each have specific tasks, which is encouraging.
That day we also spent an hour or two at Felicia, Maddie, Shosh, and Arielle's apartment, which was fantastic--I miss all of those people, and getting to see them for a bit was refreshing. Sometimes I think about how much it sucks that we're not all in the same city, but that's just the way things work out, I suppose--no point in getting pouty about it.
Saturday night we returned to Bat Yam, and, by the time we got home, I was so tired I just clonked out and went to sleep. Sunday morning, I woke up fairly late and made lunch, then went to a meeting with Sheldon--Nathan didn't manage to make it because he was still stuck in Herzliya, so Sheldon and I talked about a bit about a our project before we started just talking about me and my beliefs for a while, which was kind of strange but also highly interesting. After classes, Cera and I went to the Mohammed house to teach Talala, Musa, and Shaima English, which was pretty much business as usual. Their father (whose name I am fairly certain is also Musa) has started speaking to me much more when I come. I don't know if he is practicing his Hebrew, or just wants to get to know me better, but, either way, it's pretty cool. When we got there on Sunday, Musa (the father) and a friend of his (who ended up being the kids' uncle) were having dinner, and they offered us some--it was some delicious mixture of chicken with rolls of bread, and Musa said it was a Sudanese dish. I had an interesting conversation with his brother about languages, particularly Arabic, and Arabic art before the two of them went into another room and we started working with the kids.
Some days, the kids don't have the focus to learn at all, and just jump around like rambunctious hedgehogs. But, to be honest, I'm happy as long as the kids are happy. Sure, they should be learning English, but if I can show up a couple times a week and make them have fun, I'll also feel good. After all they've been through, they deserve that much at the very least--I remember, before we started working with the Mohammed kids, when we were just meeting Darfuri families and their kids, one of the kids, Fouzi, who Nathan and Emilie now work with, told me about the trip over from Darfur to Israel (which he made three years prior). He said that it was just a short, four-hour walk. Now, from talking to adult Darfuris and from having a basic comprehension of the geography of the region, I know that this is impossible. Either it was so long ago and he was so little that he doesn't really remember what happened, or it was so terrible that he blocked out what actually happened. It's interesting--Andrew Fretwell, from Young Judaea in America, sent Noah and I an e-mail suggesting that we got the stories of Darfuris on tape and put them on the Garin Tzedek blog to raise awareness--and I don't think he thought about sensitivity issues. I did ask Adam, the English teacher, yesterday, if I could possibly have an interview with him in front of a camera for this purpose, and he agreed. Cera noted that the whole time he and I were talking about it, even though he was agreeing, he looked much more somber, and was digging his fingers into the back of his computer screen, as though restraining himself. We finally watched the video documentary he gave us the other day, and, in it, he explained about how he was struck by Egyptian soldiers with a sword. I had always suspected the scar on his face was from something of this nature.
Sunday night, after working with the Mohammed family, I got home and hung out with various people before going to bed. Monday morning, I woke up and went to Sharet elementary school to work with the kids on their English, which was pretty much the same thing it always is. When I got off at 12:45, Scott and I went into Tel Aviv to hang out at the thrift area on King George street--he bought a new pair of kickin' Adidas shoes, as well as a rocking flannel shirt for "flannel Fridays." I got a Fight Club hoodie, and ate at a delicious falafel place. I then met with Etane Berman in the central bus station to pick up my laptop charger (which I had forgotten in Arad), before we headed home because we initially thought we didn't have Ulpan class and then found out we did. We ended up being about an hour late, which was no big deal--I explained it to our teacher quickly in Hebrew and she didn't even seem mad.
Monday night, I went over to Cera's apartment and her, Lior, and I all watched "Forgetting Sarah Marshall." (Although Lior fell asleep like 5 minutes in). I ended up sleeping over there because the movie ended pretty late. We thought Beth wasn't coming home from Uganda until Tuesday night, so I slept in her bed--next morning I found out she returned at 4 AM to me in her bed (OOPS!). I apologized to her the next day and offered to clean her sheets, but she didn't seem to care too much. Anywho, I woke up Tuesday morning and rushed over to my apartment. We went on a siyur to Rothschild Street in Tel Aviv, where we were escorted around and taught by Avi Rose, a madrich from Jerusalem. He showed us the influence of eclectic,somewhat baroque-like architecture on Rothschild, as well as the enormous amount of Bauhaus style houses farther down that were established by German, Jewish intellectuals who moved here in the 1930's. After our tour of the street, we went to a small art museum near the end of Rothschild. Unfortunately, I was so tired from the night before that I fell asleep while the woman was talking about her family, which is a shame, because it was fairly interesting--apparently, some of the characters in the film "Schindler's List" are representative of her father and mother. Also, the art in the museum was intriguing--I truly regret falling asleep. Typically, that sort of thing wouldn't happen to me, but I had sunglasses on and told myself that nobody could see my eyes, so I might as well...and then I did.
After I awoke and we left, I, Simon, Ephy, Jake, and Cera went to the Japanika at the intersection of Rothschild and Allenby, which was a cool kind of kiosk/corner cafe thing. It took me a while to order, though, because I sat in the worst possible spot behind one of the columns and didn't want to yell too loud and be a rude Israeli. After waiting 15 minutes or so to order, repeatedly asking, I asked the guy once again if I could order and he said "why, of course" as if all I'd had to do the whole time was ask. It didn't matter, though, it ended up being delicious. After this, Cera and I went to look for the record store we'd seen in Jaffo a couple of times on our way home from the Mohammed family's house. Somehow, we got lost and couldn't find the place, so we ended up going to the port in Jaffo. We saw this giant hill covered in grass next to the port that looked like something out of a dream. We climbed up it and sat in a circle of benches to see the sun set over the sea. I need to go back to this place as soon as I can, it was absolutely amazing:
We then went to the Mohammed house to tutor Talal, Musa, and Shaima, and then went to the Darfuri family center to teach an English class and lead discussions. It was, as always, satisfying, but also conflicting. The section of the workbook I was helping the class go through was about gender equality in the workforce, which is something I'm pretty sure they don't believe in. Some of them were actually saying that they didn't believe women were capable of being firemen (well, technically, they would be firewomen, but whatever) [funny side note: I have spell check on, and it claims that "firewomen" is not a word] or builders. It just lended credibility to an idea that I've been thinking about for a couple of weeks: the Darfuris we go and volunteer with consider women inferior. I started to think this based on the way that they look at and treat the girls who come with us to volunteer--not badly, just differently.
Tuesday night, Scott, Nathan and I went over to Karin's apartment. Before we left, Scott and Nathan each covered one of their hands with duct tape to make "metal hands." Nathan was convinced for the rest of the night that he could punch through anything, and kept threatening to. We negotiated with Karin for pieces of turkey in her apartment for a while before I left, because I figured I should actually get some sleep for once.
Wednesday morning, I woke up and did the dishes before going to class. In class, Sheldon asked us about racism. Cari said that she thinks racism stems from fear (fear of what?), and then I said that I think racism stems from miseducation and what parents tell their kids when they are young and/or how they act towards people of different "races" (I put quotations around this because race does not really exist, it is a perception thing--but I don't want to get into this, perhaps another time when I have less to write about. It is a lengthy discussion). And I said that, while to me and others who are raised a certain way, this racism seems wrong, to the kids who are raised this way, it is not wrong. Right and wrong are relative concepts in the first place, and there is no absolute that weighs them. Apparently, though, some people took this to mean that I thought racism was justified. I heard that Anna told Cari later that day "Oh my god, did you hear how Ittai was justifying racism today?" and Cari nodded in somber agreement, convinced of my racism. People are so ridiculous.
That night, we had a meeting with someone from American Jewish University, who was basically trying to convince us to come to AJU after Year Course.
OKAY.
Later, I went over to Marissa and Karin's, because they were having a fondue night. It was pretty fun, Andrew and I drew ourselves pink, French mustaches:
Oh, that reminds me--I got my hair cut by Roie earlier in the week with some clippers, as short as I had it in middle school. It has not been this short since middle school. After that, Scott, Nathan, Ben Yaniv, Max and I went over to Maya and Lizzy's apartment. I left a little while later and went to bed.
Thursday I woke up and went to volunteer at the school. I spent a large chunk of time in the morning with a kid who has a speech impediment, which reminded me about Keren telling me that, much of the time, speech problems can be indicative that something is also wrong at home. It's intersting--I'm sure a lot of the kids I work with do have problems at home. The scouts that come to my school (Chen, Yoni, and Guy) get to work with the troubled kids, talking to them about their home and having a good time with them. I wish I could spend some time doing this as well as teaching them English.
When I got home from the school, we cleaned up a bit before מפגש דרה (apartment meeting) with Noa. It was a good one, she resolved to help us fix the window shutters and then she left. Then we had Ulpan, where we took a pretty hard practice test in preparation for our final next Thursday. I need to study with the tzofim, they are offering an open workshop the day before so we can study. Thursday night I ended up watching "Requiem for a Dream" with Tani, Jordan Syatt, and Cera. It was an exhilarating and intimidating movie. Then we chilled for a little while, and it was late so I was pretty slaphappy (there is a word for slaphappy in Hebrew, מצב קפית, "spoon situation"). I left shortly after that and went to bed at about 3:30. Then today I woke up at 12, had lunch, worked a bit on my David Project project with Ben and Ori, then went for a run, and then did the EPIC PRANK.
The other night, after Scott and Nathan made their metal hands, they got sick of them and wanted to take them off. Nathan just ripped his off like an impatient child, but Scott meticulously slid the duct tape off of his hand, maintaining its perfect form. He filled it with rice the next night and put it on top of his bed, as a trophy to his excellence. It was so cool, he even took it to the art museum he volunteers at and they said it was impressive. Anywho, last night, I was briefly over at Eli Cohen 24 (previously known as Simon's/Scott's/Nathan's/BenJirik's/Aaron's/Ohad's apartment) and Simon struck on a genius idea: steal the hand and leave a ransom note. Thus I wrote an elaborate ransom note, with different letters and handwriting, instructing Scott to meet behind the Marlboro today at 6:32 PM if he ever wanted to see his hand again. We made a pinky in the same fashion and half-filled it with rice, leaving it next to the note to let him know we weren't fucking around. Simon took an excellent picture of the note that I will be sure to put up later. Anywho, today, I took him there and we pelted him with water balloons. It was kind of anticlimactic, but also pretty hilarious.
And then we had a joint Shabbat dinner of pasta with chicken sauce. It was delicious!
I'm going to try to get back into the habit of writing daily or bi-daily, so that I don't lose any funny memories. In the meantime, שבת שלום, friends, take it easy!